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Game On => STARCRAFT II: WINGS OF LIBERTY => General Discussion => Topic started by: MeruFM on March 04, 2010, 03:58:52 AM

Title: Yo Mommaship
Post by: MeruFM on March 04, 2010, 03:58:52 AM

Yo mommaship so fat the probes tried to bring minerals to it
Yo Mammaship so fat, it takes 3 orbital scans to see all of her.'
Yo Mammaship so ugly, she blinds detectors.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she sat on a ultralisk and it learned burrow.
Yo mommaship so fat, when she enters the zerg base, all overlords start gravitating and orbiting around her.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she uses Mass Recall at Hometown Buffet.
Yo mommaship so fat, her only hard counter is a salad.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she sat on a Planetary Fortress and turned it into a Bunker.
Yo Mommaship so fat she sends your Probes to gather cake.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she takes up the entire control group.
Yo Mommaship so fat her rear-end is considered a high-yield vespene geyser.
Title: Re: Yo Mommaship
Post by: Happy-I-am on March 04, 2010, 04:08:11 AM
LOL  awesome!
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Post by: twan on March 04, 2010, 04:12:07 AM
I swear i just laughed so hard i cried lmaooo
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Post by: Chain[s]aw on March 04, 2010, 04:15:44 AM
haha great stuff... perfect for a starcraft comedian.... .. just gold...
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Post by: araknee on March 04, 2010, 07:53:20 AM
ROTFL i just had a laughter orgasm (?) ahahaha
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Post by: Gamewiz on March 04, 2010, 10:30:30 AM
Those look remarkably familiar to this exact same thread in the SC2 beta forums. ;)
Title: Re: Yo Mommaship
Post by: Ceron on March 04, 2010, 05:30:14 PM
Quote from: Gamewiz on March 04, 2010, 10:30:30 AM
Those look remarkably familiar to this exact same thread in the SC2 beta forums. ;)

you just took the words from my mouth!

but they are indeed funny :)
Title: Re: Yo Mommaship
Post by: Darius on March 04, 2010, 09:19:12 PM
awsome dude awsome this is some funny sh*t
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Post by: stephen1341 on March 04, 2010, 10:01:48 PM
Lol pretty dang funny!  :D
Title: Re: Yo Mommaship
Post by: tomsons26 on March 09, 2010, 08:14:27 AM
http://forums.battle.net/thread.html?topicId=23425374601 (http://forums.battle.net/thread.html?topicId=23425374601)
blizz posters posted too
Yo mommaship so fat she eats the overmind like an appetizer an Char for the main course
Yo mommaship so stupid when she uses mass recall she brings kirov's from RA3
Yo mommaship so fat when she explode she'll create the second big bang
Title: Re: Yo Mommaship
Post by: itsarabbit on March 09, 2010, 05:12:56 PM
Meh, mine's the best, but I can't post there.

PS: Yo mommaship so fat you can see her from the Warcraft Universe.
Title: Re: Yo Mommaship
Post by: MiCrOMaN1 on March 09, 2010, 05:21:12 PM
Yo mommaship so fat when she entered a Nydus Worm she destroyed the Nydus Network.
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Post by: LatterDay on March 14, 2010, 09:07:00 AM
Don't know if it's good that I laughed, but awesome anyway  :D
Title: Re: Yo Mommaship
Post by: MiCrOMaN1 on March 14, 2010, 12:11:01 PM
Yo Mommaship so ugly the Dark Archon didn't want to Mind Control her.