DarkBlizz

Hello, I recieved a beta friend invite and well, I don't have any friends that play SC so I guess I will give it to someone here.

Thing is, I don't want some asshole to get it like that guy "mylifeforauir", so instead I would like for you to post a funny story, the funniest and most original story in my opinion gets the key.

Contest rules:

Any context will do, drunken party, camping trip, w/e I don't care as long as I laugh.

Only 1 story per user.

Deadline for story submission is May 15,  if there are little or no posts up to this date the giveaway will come sooner so that those who are interested don't have to wait so long.
The contest is closed as of May 10th. I will be choosing the winner today. Thanks to everyone that participated.

A list of the current runners is below along with my thoughts on their story, here are the rankings:

>< : 0 - not funny
^^ : 1 - makes me smile
XD : 2 - makes me giggle
LOL: 3 - makes me laugh
ROFL: 4 - laugh and poke fun
ROFLMAO : 5 - epic

Current Runners(ordered by submission time):

LoneWolf (LOL)
Plasmacid (ROFL)
Zim(><)  still interesting though
ringlas (ROFL) near epic but lets give some time for others
Amberdilis (ROFL) I love your story and it is starcraft themed which makes it all the better
KlausKlaus (ROFL) near epic I can only imagine how you (said: your anus) felt the next day!
pansit99 (LOL) a strange occurrence but at least they smiled back
Rambling (ROFL) i can only imagine... *shudders*
jyim89 (ROFL) haha well they say dogs are mans best friends so maybe he knew something about her you didnt ><
legendandom (LOL)
Zydn (ROFL) it sounds like an epic night i just wish you had more details

Fucking Blizzard... The day I get my Beta Key is the same day they decide to release this failed patch, since it gets stuck in an infinite loop and keeps trying to update the 1st patch... Wow, great job. Did they even test it before release? Obviously not since EVERYONE experienced this problem. Not only that, but once you can figure out how to maneuver around this fucking annoyance you get shafted with a Battle.net is down for maintenance message. Further investigation proves that this is for a reset of ranks and profiles. O rly? A reset takes 5-10 minutes, not 5-10 hours. OK, That's fine and everything I know things need to be looked into, especially after blizzard fails on a patch, but how about making a topic in their own forum about the problem and it being looked into, NOTHING.

And how about making a page or section or anything that shows the status of the Battle.net servers. Its like Blizzard has forgotten that they have been a video game company for how many years now? Shiny graphics but shitty support.

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Infinite loop has been fixed. B.net Still down 9:00 pm Cent.

Anyone know how long it takes to get the Beta Key once you pre-order?

Basically, if I can get a beta key or friend invite, I'll send you all the extra collector items from CE of SC2 when it comes out.

Introducing the "SCV" gentlemen and ladies.

SCV: Super Cool Vehicle

Hey guys I've seen a lot of posts telling people to go to ThePirateBay to download the game but you can also go to fileshack and without registering you can download the beta at 750KBp/s. Here is the link: REmoved as per request of Blizz.

UPDATE
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For anyon still intretested in getting a HTTP download rather than P2P.

http://www.bigdownload.com/games/starcraft-ii/pc/starcraft-2-wings-of-liberty-us-closed-beta-client/