I'll give it a shot... 
I was at a street in the middle of the university wich is called Laze Street or sort of... I was hanging up with two friends of mine in a bench just watching some girls passing us by... One of this two guys had just broken up with his GF and was sad and feeling lonely, while I was banging one chick that was coming slowly not towards us, but towards a food shack across the street. They didn't know about my thing with this chick and one of them looking at the sad one says:"Look kelvis (From Kelvis Duran), see that Egret (yes the animal, she was very tall and white and skinny), go there give some kisses man, give her a nice tight hug or something, do something with that egret man..."
I was already laughing inside myself when I stood up and went across the street, called the girl and took her so they could meet each other... hhhaha The talking one just stared at me saying "Fuck no man, this is bullshit... Man I'm really sorry dude..." With the buttest face ever... never gonna forget this...
I was at a street in the middle of the university wich is called Laze Street or sort of... I was hanging up with two friends of mine in a bench just watching some girls passing us by... One of this two guys had just broken up with his GF and was sad and feeling lonely, while I was banging one chick that was coming slowly not towards us, but towards a food shack across the street. They didn't know about my thing with this chick and one of them looking at the sad one says:"Look kelvis (From Kelvis Duran), see that Egret (yes the animal, she was very tall and white and skinny), go there give some kisses man, give her a nice tight hug or something, do something with that egret man..."
I was already laughing inside myself when I stood up and went across the street, called the girl and took her so they could meet each other... hhhaha The talking one just stared at me saying "Fuck no man, this is bullshit... Man I'm really sorry dude..." With the buttest face ever... never gonna forget this...