Yo Mommaship

[MeruFM]

Yo mommaship so fat the probes tried to bring minerals to it
Yo Mammaship so fat, it takes 3 orbital scans to see all of her.'
Yo Mammaship so ugly, she blinds detectors.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she sat on a ultralisk and it learned burrow.
Yo mommaship so fat, when she enters the zerg base, all overlords start gravitating and orbiting around her.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she uses Mass Recall at Hometown Buffet.
Yo mommaship so fat, her only hard counter is a salad.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she sat on a Planetary Fortress and turned it into a Bunker.
Yo Mommaship so fat she sends your Probes to gather cake.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she takes up the entire control group.
Yo Mommaship so fat her rear-end is considered a high-yield vespene geyser.

[Happy-I-am]

LOL  awesome!

[twan]

I swear i just laughed so hard i cried lmaooo

[Chain[s]aw]

haha great stuff... perfect for a starcraft comedian.... .. just gold...

[araknee]

ROTFL i just had a laughter orgasm (?) ahahaha

[Gamewiz]

Those look remarkably familiar to this exact same thread in the SC2 beta forums.

[Ceron]

Those look remarkably familiar to this exact same thread in the SC2 beta forums.

you just took the words from my mouth!

but they are indeed funny

[Darius]

awsome dude awsome this is some funny sh*t

[stephen1341]

Lol pretty dang funny! 

[tomsons26]

http://forums.battle.net/thread.html?topicId=23425374601
blizz posters posted too
Yo mommaship so fat she eats the overmind like an appetizer an Char for the main course
Yo mommaship so stupid when she uses mass recall she brings kirov's from RA3
Yo mommaship so fat when she explode she'll create the second big bang

[itsarabbit]

Meh, mine's the best, but I can't post there.

PS: Yo mommaship so fat you can see her from the Warcraft Universe.

[MiCrOMaN1]

Yo mommaship so fat when she entered a Nydus Worm she destroyed the Nydus Network.

[LatterDay]

Don't know if it's good that I laughed, but awesome anyway 

[MiCrOMaN1]

Yo Mommaship so ugly the Dark Archon didn't want to Mind Control her.