I am worthless to a Starcraft 2 Beta Key

[Spazta]

  2009: So here i am sitting and playing Dawn of War ( Don't know witch   one sorry forgot ) in the hostel and a few of my Friends began to chat   about Statcraft 2 and it caught my ear i did not know what it is. I only   know Warcraft 3 dota so I asked out and they laughed at me and told me i   felt bad after they introduced me to Starcraft and Brood Wars I played   the campaign and finished it but could not play online because i am in a   hostel
 
  2010:I was a FAN of Blizzard and register an account on their website so   that i can get a key for the beta to
  but i did not got one I got a few Strategies of a mag called nag
 
  so here is my reasons why i don't deserve a beta key:
 
  I sux at multiplayer
  I live in South Africa
  My Internet ain't the best of them all
  I cant win Hard bot on starcraft 2 All in one
 
 
  but i still want one i want to play online
  experience game play i want to train to become a pro
  I mean we all were noobs at a point so why cant i be one now ?
 
  my point is i want one and chances of getting one aint looking good
  so if you think I am worth it please tell me
 
  P.S I watched some of husky's Starcraft 2 vids

[Nissep]

... what?

[ItsTheFark]

... what?

^^^ What he said.

[totocows]

Dont feel bad. Every one is a noob once.

[Spazta]

But am i worth it  that is what i actually want to know 

[Rain[sun]]

...What the fuck did I just read?
You think telling people why you dont deserve it... will get  you it... smart plan chief

[crazian]

I don't think you do because you haven't construct additional pylons.

[the_ace]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!